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		<title>The best kind of inspiration</title>
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		<link>http://birdstress.wordpress.com/2009/08/30/the-best-kind-of-inspiration/</link>
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		<title>Inspiration</title>
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		<link>http://birdstress.wordpress.com/2009/08/03/our-inspiration/</link>
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		<title>FUCK</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s a Thursday and Jashbeiner has an &#8220;Iron Chef&#8221; themed party he plans to attend that night. If you are not familiar with Iron Chef, it is a cooking show where two chefs are given two ingredients that they must include in a full course meal. At this particular Iron Chef party, the two ingredients [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=birdstress.wordpress.com&blog=5117065&post=754&subd=birdstress&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://birdstress.wordpress.com/2009/07/04/not-even-jashbeiner-knows-how-it-survives-life/</link>
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		<title>now at the present time or moment</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The jive Joe jacks his Jurassic jolly jelly gently. His jam jaggedly jumps over a giant giraffe. &#8220;jesus!&#8221; joe jeers while Jev&#8217;s jumping Jesus jives jerky Jordon Jerry&#8217;s penis

WE ARE

Deft deers dangerously dumping in deeply drenched diapers

WE ARE

Fervent Fellows ferociously fighting fat farting freaks

WE ARE

Gangly guys gaily groping gray glowing garbage

WE ARE

Powerful pals peacefully picking  [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=birdstress.wordpress.com&blog=5117065&post=750&subd=birdstress&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://birdstress.wordpress.com/2009/06/22/random-hell/</link>
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		<title>Goodbye Jashbeiner =(</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Maybe this is incredibly obvious.
I am the only one that even attempts to keep this blog active.
Therefore I am denouncing Joes ownership of this blog.
I have changed the name to Jasher Circus (and I have changed the password and havn&#8217;t told Joe what it is!)
If Joe ever decides to not suck anymore he MIGHT be [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=birdstress.wordpress.com&blog=5117065&post=742&subd=birdstress&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://birdstress.wordpress.com/2009/05/03/goodbye-jashbeiner/</link>
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		<title>Not all that bicycles do is good</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Every week, 1 million animals lives are lost in the US due to roadkill. (unchecked source but who cares, this is Jashbeiner)
This has always been my  one of my biggest dislikes of all the dislikable things cars do.
I have always thought bikes were mans most perfect invention, that they had no faults, well I was [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=birdstress.wordpress.com&blog=5117065&post=699&subd=birdstress&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://birdstress.wordpress.com/2009/04/28/699/</link>
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		<title>Birdstress and The Twelve Spicy Chickens</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It was a Friday night, a common night of the week for Jev and Joe to be reminded of the fact that they have absolutely no reason to be alive.
Birdstress flourishes in these times, it thrives on them.
The Beach! Joe exclaims over the phone, You really wanna go?
hell yea Jev does, does he have a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=birdstress.wordpress.com&blog=5117065&post=649&subd=birdstress&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://birdstress.wordpress.com/2009/04/11/birdstress-and-the-twelve-spicy-chickens/</link>
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		<title>The Miracle Of Birdstress</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Recently an event happened, that is a strong reminder of the miracle that is Birdstress.
I believe this incident strengthened Birdstress.
You aren&#8217;t going to believe, but don&#8217;t let that stop you from believing it.
:::We pushed ourselves off a cliff:::
While riding mountain bikes side by side on a road, Jev to the left and Joe to the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=birdstress.wordpress.com&blog=5117065&post=632&subd=birdstress&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://birdstress.wordpress.com/2009/02/23/the-miracle-of-birdstress/</link>
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		<title>The Great Journey of Poop</title>
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		<link>http://birdstress.wordpress.com/2008/12/11/the-great-journey-of-poop-21/</link>
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		<title>More!</title>
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		<link>http://birdstress.wordpress.com/2008/11/25/more-egs/</link>
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