What's happening to meeeeee?!
The Great Journey of Poop November 18, 2008
The pirate poops celebrate as they send our poop to its likely death. A blinding light emanates from the toilet. Nobody knows whats behind the light, all the pirate poops know is that no poop that has gone in has ever came out.... then again, if poop does come out of a toilet then it needs to be replaced.
The Great Journey of Poop November 17, 2008
Greatly outnumbered, the poop is forced to use his love fish to kill the stupidest of the pirate poops, but it was not enough to keep from being captured by the disgusting old waterlogged poops.
The Great Journey of Poop November 13, 2008
"I have loved fish, more than i ever thought i could love fish. But it is my destiny to enter the waters of great lost toilet that fish have shown me the way to. fish must stay back, fish hear me?! don't try to follow me, It may be dangerous and i could not live with myself if fish got hurt. Thank fish for everything!"
The Great Journey of Poop November 12, 2008
Things be crazy at the bottom of the sea. Poop is all up in some brain coral. Shit gettin with shit it shouldn't get with. Seahorse with fish with poop with sand with water.
The Great Journey of Poop November 11, 2008
If you think about it, an underwater dinosaur that collects poop for a living can't have much going on behind it's ginourmous under-bite. This poopasaur clumsily performs the impossible and slips and falls onto its face while attemping to swim, flinging the poop 100s of leagues away into the sea.
The Great Journey of Poop November 10, 2008
If our poops want to finally rest at the bottom of the sea, they must first avoid getting captured by underwater dinosaurs which lurk just below the oceans surface, waiting for fresh poops. Like the swift and graceful poop collecting birds of the sky, these are the giant poop collecting dinosaurs of the sea.
The Great Journey of Poop November 8, 2008
Yes in the more developed countries, most poop once flushed goes to a waste water treatment plant, where through a series of inreasingly painful stages, poop is broken down and extracted from the water. But sometimes if your poop is very special, it will go to the ocean and live forever with the fishes!
The Great Journey of Poop November 6, 2008
The poop must learn how to swim like a fish, except the poop has to learn better than a fish because it is poop. Fuck you umarth.
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