Bird

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The Hactus and the Absurdasauractus November 13, 2008

Filed under: Birds, Dinosaurs, Video — jasher @ 3:03 am

 

The Great Journey of Poop November 11, 2008

Filed under: Comics, Dinosaurs, Poop — jasher @ 10:47 pm
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If you think about it, an underwater dinosaur that collects poop for a living can't have much going on behind it's ginourmous under-bite. This poopasaur clumsily performs the impossible and slips and falls onto its face while attemping to swim, flinging the poop 100s of leagues away into the sea.

 

The Great Journey of Poop November 10, 2008

Filed under: Comics, Dinosaurs, Poop — jasher @ 4:40 pm
If our poops want to finally rest at the bottom of the sea, they must first avoid getting captured by underwater dinosaurs which lurk just below the oceans surface, waiting for fresh poops. Like the swift and graceful poop collecting birds of the sky, these are the giant poop collecting dinosaurs of the sea.

If our poops want to finally rest at the bottom of the sea, they must first avoid getting captured by underwater dinosaurs which lurk just below the oceans surface, waiting for fresh poops. Like the swift and graceful poop collecting birds of the sky, these are the giant poop collecting dinosaurs of the sea.

 

The Great Journey of Poop November 3, 2008

Filed under: Birds, Comics, Dinosaurs, Poop — jasher @ 5:33 pm

This picture is self explanatory, but if you don’t get it then read this; poop bird lands on dinosaur. dinosaur eats poop birds. poop jumps into toilet of an old poop from an older poop comic on this blog. poop dinosaurs birds poop. Alright i think i got all my bases covered, lets move on.

 

It’s more than what it is. October 26, 2008

Filed under: Birds, Dinosaurs, Poop, Video — jasher @ 4:26 pm

 

Jurassic Park Deleted Scenes October 23, 2008

Filed under: Comics, Dinosaurs — jasher @ 11:48 pm

 

A bird looked at me today as it flew up and away. October 10, 2008

Filed under: Birds, Dinosaurs — jasher @ 2:04 am

Jasherbeiner is excited to finally get to start pecking at the meat of what it is going to be chewing only a daily basis. Yet there are still some growing pains, like the fact that joe is birdstressing me out by not writing any posts on here!

a Poem

A dinosaur was chasing a bird better
than itself. It got away
“You think you’re so much
better than me.”
Well try this, the dinosaur thought
as it stomped it’s foot on the
ground.
The birds flew up
and away.

“The power of my foot
creates flight! – yelled the dinosaur silently in it’s mind