The Great Journey of Poop November 3, 2008
This picture is self explanatory, but if you don’t get it then read this; poop bird lands on dinosaur. dinosaur eats poop birds. poop jumps into toilet of an old poop from an older poop comic on this blog. poop dinosaurs birds poop. Alright i think i got all my bases covered, lets move on.
The Great Journey of Poop November 2, 2008
If you think about it, a bird that collects poop for a living can't be very smart. The bird lands on a mound of grass and begins to fraternize with a more attractively colored bird. The poop uses this distraction to squeeze out of the birds grasp and drop to freedom. Poop is good at doing this.
The Great Journey of Poop November 1, 2008
A bird waits below for falling poops. Its sharp eyes and long nimble beak are the perfect tools for capturing poop out of the sky. No other animal in the world can do this with such precision and elegance.To witness this act can be so breath taking that it can even spark awe into those most discomforted by poop or intolerant of birds.
Don’t read this post if you have any respect left for this blog October 13, 2008
Birds = very funny, Poop = very smelly, Bird Poop = neither smelly nor funny
think about it.
:::Read in a Forest Gump/Southern Preacher voice:::
A shmaw… black…. berd….stayands in a field…
and the bird says
“wha are you gunna do wit yer life”
so i think about this for a while…. and then i say
“one day ay am going to flyyyy in the skyyyy like a biiiiiiird”
A bird looked at me today as it flew up and away. October 10, 2008
Jasherbeiner is excited to finally get to start pecking at the meat of what it is going to be chewing only a daily basis. Yet there are still some growing pains, like the fact that joe is birdstressing me out by not writing any posts on here!
a Poem
A dinosaur was chasing a bird better
than itself. It got away
“You think you’re so much
better than me.”
Well try this, the dinosaur thought
as it stomped it’s foot on the
ground.
The birds flew up
and away.
“The power of my foot
creates flight! – yelled the dinosaur silently in it’s mind
