About October 9, 2008

Update: Jev is taking full ownership of this blog, surprisingly Joe  sucks at blogs worse than Jev.

Birdstress is an idea created out of the mindfucks of  Jev Asher and Joe Bein. The first time they met, Jev thought Joe was half retarted and Joe thought Jev was a roadie for a touring group of violinist magicians. Luckily they weren’t and a beautiful friendship emerged. One day, Joe and Jev were hanging out for no reason in particular when it became extremely obvious that when these two young men combined thier un-interesting brains, something special happened. That specialness led to Jashbeiner and the rest is future.

Imagine the possibilities, click the bird stress ball for more info!

Birdstress is a biological term which refers to the consequences of the failure of the bird to respond appropriately to real or imagined, emotional or physical threats.

Birdstress originated from a new environment, repetitive loud noises or activity, abuse through excessive or rough handling. breeding frustration, confinement in a small or poorly designed cage that does not allow the bird to fly, overcrowding, harassment by predators, and exposure to climatic extremes.

Signs of a true Birdstress reader.

• Eyes partially closed.
• The bird goes limp in the hand.
• Collapse.
• Irritability, short-temperedness, aggressiveness.
• Poor appetite and weight loss.
• Lethargy.
• Feather-plucking.
• Self-mutilation.