I stumbled upon this gem today, and I have posted it here for absolutely nobody to enjoy.
enjoy
11:17 PM Joe: mice in my sleeves
me: ooooh those little poops are going to roll out of your cuffs
don’t let anyone see
11:18 PM Joe: they are trolling to my grundle grass
me: That is unfortunate
Joe: i must not bathe
me: maybe you should attempt to redirect their path
11:19 PM Joe: with what? Cotton swabs? i will try
11:20 PM me: whatever happens park the yap dog in the sha sha
11:21 PM Joe: no one can park a canine near sha sha in this weather
think of the waves!
11:22 PM muster some brain sauce and report back
11:23 PM me: no you are right
the waves are too small
much much too insignificant to even think about you know what
11:24 PM Joe: i refuse
me: yes
YES
YES JOE
let us rise up
put our waves into the bucket
TOGETHER
Joe: rinse your FEET DAMMIT
me: slam YOUR ass
11:25 PM Joe: What about the BUCKET?
me: SLAM IT TOO
Joe: IT’s TOO RED!
me: UNRED IT
SLAM IT NOW
wait stop
stop…
Joe: I’m going to add some pigment all over its hide
ok
ok
me: oh crap that gotta outta hand
11:26 PM Joe: which hand
me: the first one
Joe: oh
ok
i’ll switch hands then
i challenge you to a serving of small talk
11:27 PM you start
me: i’m full thanks
Joe: ok
fuck
FUCK
me: what is
small talk?
Joe: it’s too late
we can’t go back
