Jev observes Joe from car.
Recently an event happened, that is a strong reminder of the miracle that is Birdstress.
I believe this incident strengthened Birdstress.
You aren’t going to believe, but don’t let that stop you from believing it.
:::We pushed ourselves off a cliff:::
While riding mountain bikes side by side on a road, Jev to the left and Joe to the right next to a steep drop off. Jev is excited by Joe and general situation and begins thrusting his front wheel off the ground and yelling “mountain bike,” which is what they were doing, mountain biking. The happening went something like this.
(Jev’s wheel goes up and off ground and down onto ground) Jev yells ”’MOUNT!” (wheel goes up and back down) “TAIN!” (wheel goes up and hits the ground for the last time) “BIKE!” At this point Jev’s wheel after hitting the ground is facing crookedly towards Joe, causing Jev on bike to quickly and directly move into Joe on bike.
Jev hits the road with bike.
Joe’s bike hits the road.
Joe hits road and keeps moving…. down…. and down…. Joe is not on the road…. Joe is not even near the road, Joe’s is in a bramble of bushes and thorns 10 feet down bloody and bruised, Joe has fallen off a cliff, and it is all Jev’s fault.
Jev feels so bad for this action he offers to buy Joe milkshakes and pizzas to his hearts content, Joe drives Jev home and on the way home Joe buys Jev a burrito because Jev forgot his debit card.
With the same crash, Jev completely bent the front wheel of the bike he was riding, which wasn’t even his bike… it was Paul’s bike.
Earlier in the day Jev crashed Sam’s brand new $1000 bike into gravel.
This is Birdstress.
mostly fail.
Kudos on your best blog ever. We laughed out loud and probably woke the visiting prospective student sleeping on the floor of the kitchen. Oops.
D&A
I think you left several things missing. The first is that you crashed both of my bikes in one go and absolutely ruined my front wheel. The second is the fact that Joe gets a lot of preferential treatment because you almost killed him, but I get nothing, though you actually did kill the rockhopper, who has spent the last few weeks with the front fork pointed rigidly at the sky like some rigamortis puppy and I get nothing.
Commie.
yay no poop in this blog!
i dig it and i think the fair thing would be for paul to push jev off a cliff and for everyone involved to buy me a milkshake and pizza.
sound fair?